Sometime in the future we can talk to trees Turns out in their last life some were celebrities Now everyone wants a selfie with Elm Elvis Presley And the spruce tree Bruce Lee got a kung fu tree movie Oh I could never cut down a tree When it might be a dead celebrity Tell the loggers they'll have to log through me These celebs must be managed sustainably Trees are on our talk shows telling anecdotes That guy that judged talent shows now does it as an oak And tree gossip's always on the front page of the news Like when tree Gwyneth Paltrow gets divorced or sued Oh I could never cut down a tree When it might be a dead celebrity Tell the loggers they'll have to log through me These celebs must be managed sustainably But what if a tree can't act or sing? Why can't that tree be worth something? If it's good for the mind and it's good for the earth Why does it have to be Chris Hemsworth Or Chris Pine Oh I could never cut down a tree When it might be a dead celebrity And even if it hadn't been on TV I'd still treat that tree like a VIP
The year the trees stated crying
Treeline | The Secret Life of Trees | Patagonia Films
Patagonia Films presents Treeline: A Story Written in Rings, available in full for the first time. Follow a group of skiers, snowboarders, scientists and healers to the birch forests of Japan, the red cedars of British Columbia and the bristlecones of Nevada, as they explore an ancient story written in rings.
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